Birthday Card

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O: Top 10 things that sound dirty in Golf but aren’t:

I: 1. Nuts…my shaft is bent.

2. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.

3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. Look at the size of his putter.

5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

6. Mind of I join your threesome?

7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

8. My hands are so sweaty, I can’t get a good grip.

9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

10. Hold up…I need to wash my balls first.

 Hope you score a hole in one on your birthday.